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so apparently people talk to their pets in baby voices, but when i see my cat i’m just like ‘hey brad’ and he’s like ‘meow’ and the conversation is over.

I don’t know why but for some reason the fact that your cat’s name is brad is hilarious to me


"tea is just leaf water!" "yeah well coffee is just bean water!" wow, it’s. it’s like everything is made of things. this door is just wood rectangle. this poster is just ink paper. this lemonade is just lemon water. wow, it’s like you can combine ingredients to make things that are more enjoyable than the initial parts of the equation. sure is a magical world we live in


OITNB doesn’t have the “previously on…” because they know you watched the whole season in one day


can i have a wedding pizza instead of a wedding cake


literally nothing feels better than being loved by someone who hates everyone

therealsharkeisha: ahem. I think we might have a problem, "sharkeisha."